If you yelled for 8 years,
7 months and 6
days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of
coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted
consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts
30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a
pig.)
A
cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm
still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
The
male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey,
I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350
times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field.
(30
minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so
tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(I
still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with
their feet.
(Something
I always wanted to know.)
The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed
people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If
you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants
are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay,
so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black
light.
(I
wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain.
( I
know some people like that.)
Starfish have no
brains
(I
know some people like that too.)
Polar
bears are left-handed.
(If
they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans
and dolphins are the only species Now
that you've smiled at least once,
that have sex for pleasure.
(What
about that pig??)
it's your turn to spread these crazy facts
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to,
maybe even a
chuckle.
In
other words,
send this LINK it to everyone
!
(and God love that pig)